Category Archives: Worst Baby Names


National Get a Different Name Day

If you think the best name for your child is 25 characters long and spelled much different than the original form of the same name, reconsider your decision for the sake of your child. February 13th is National Get a Different Name Day and you better believe your child will try—especially if they catch wind of a day in honor of changing their name.

Here are some names you may want to avoid when choosing the perfect baby name for your soon-to-be. Just take it from the celebrities who have already gone down the path of ‘worst baby names of all time.’


Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leon)
Pilot Inspektor (Beth Riesgraf and Jason Lee)


Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Calico (Alice Cooper)
Clementine Jane (Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)